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President Trump Rolls Out “Trump Diet”: Fewer Meals, Longer Walks, Thanks to Soaring Gas and Food Prices
Washington, D.C. — In a press briefing that stunned reporters, President Donald J. Trump announced his latest plan to “Make America Healthy Again”: the Trump Diet™, a national wellness strategy based on sky-high food and gas prices. “You want to lose weight? You stop eating so much. You stop driving everywhere. You walk, you sweat, […]
RFK Jr., Now Head of HHS, Recommends Drinking Rubbing Alcohol Instead of Getting Vaccinated
WASHINGTON, D.C. — June 1, 2025In a controversial and widely criticized move, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. suggested in a televised press conference Tuesday that Americans should “consider drinking small amounts of rubbing alcohol daily” as a substitute for receiving seasonal flu and COVID-19 vaccines. The bizarre recommendation came as part […]