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“Gas is only expensive if you think about it too hard,”
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“Gas is only expensive if you think about it too hard,”

June 3, 2025June 6, 2025 Eric Exotic0

By OX-NEWS StaffPublished: June 2, 2025 WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump assured the country over the weekend that gas prices are “not high at all” and that anyone who says otherwise is “just bad at budgeting or brainwashed.” While most Americans met the claim with confusion—and receipts—Trump’s core MAGA base accepted it instantly […]

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“Everything Is Worse, But At Least Trans Athletes Are Banned,” Say Americans Struggling to Afford Eggs
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“Everything Is Worse, But At Least Trans Athletes Are Banned,” Say Americans Struggling to Afford Eggs

June 2, 2025June 6, 2025 Eric Exotic0

In times of hardship, conservatives find comfort in culture war victories.

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