Monkey Business
MAGA Declares War on the Poor: “Being Poor Is Un-American”
“If you don’t own a boat or a third home, you’re basically Antifa.” June 25, 2025 – Washington, D.C. In a bold new political doctrine unveiled on Truth Social and several Walmart parking lots nationwide, MAGA loyalists have officially declared that helping poor people is now “an act of treason.” “Enough is enough,” said Chad […]
Congress “Saves” Medicaid and SNAP by Slicing DEI Out of Existence
By Totally-Not-C-SPAN News Service, June 1 2025 WASHINGTON, D.C. — After weeks of alarm over a gargantuan bill said to “decapitate” Medicaid and SNAP, Congressional leaders today insisted that the measure merely gives those programs a chic new haircut—removing every strand labeled “DEI.” In an 1,842-page manager’s amendment hastily stapled to the “One Big Beautiful […]